Yachtswoman All At Pee

A woman survived the on a dinghy stranded in the ocean for five days by drinking her own urine. This is interesting enough, however, what really gets me is, “She was eventually rescued after calling friends on her mobile phone.” Huh??? What do you mean, she called her friends? What was she doing the other 5 days? Did the mobile phone god drop one in her lap, with perfect reception and a full battery? Yachtswoman All At Pee