The Almost-Darwin Award Nominee

After a big night out with the boys, a Perth man woke up to find himself inside of a garbage bin, on his way to the dump. Apparently he had been placed in the bin as either a practical joke - or to sleep it off. The man survived, thus making him ineligible for the Darwin Awards. It would've been a good story too. Read: Australian's ordeal in rubbish crusher and Australian crushed in rubbish lorry