A little bit of linguistics

This may have more to do with a Kiwiblog than an Ausblog, but if you’re ever confused between the two accents, this should sort you out! Your guide to Kiwischpeak:

1) Milburn - capital of Victoria
2) Peck - to fill a suitcase
3) Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
4) Pigs - for hanging out washing with
5) Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
6) Pug - large animal with a curly tail
7) Nin tin dough - computer game Munner stroney - soup
9) Min - male of the species
10) Mess Kara - eye makeup
11) McKennock - person who fixes cars
12) Mere - Mayor
13) Leather - foam produced from soap
14) Lift - departed
15) Little crusps - potato chips
16) Ken’s - Cairns
17) Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
18) Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
19) Inner me - enemy
20) Guess - vapour
21) Fush - marine creatures
22) Fitter cheney - type of pasta
23) Ever cardeau - avocado
24) Fear hear - blonde
25) Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
26) Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
27) Duffy cult - not easy
28) Amejen - visualise
29) Day old chuck - very young poultry
30) Bug hut - popular recording
31) Bun button - been bitten by insect
32) Beard - a place to sleep
33) Chully Bun - Esky
34) Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
35) Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
36) Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
37) Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
38) One Doze - well known computer program
39) Brudge - structure spanning a stream
40) Sex - one less than sivven
41) Tin - one more than nine
42) Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
43) Earplane - large flying machine
44) Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
45) Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
46) Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
47) Cuds - children
48) Pits - domestic animals
49) Cuttin - baby cat

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