A little bit of linguistics


This may have more to do with a Kiwiblog than an Ausblog, but if you’re ever confused between the two accents, this should sort you out! Your guide to Kiwischpeak:

1) Milburn – capital of Victoria
2) Peck – to fill a suitcase
3) Pissed aside – chemical which kills insects
4) Pigs – for hanging out washing with
5) Pump – to act as agent for prostitute
6) Pug – large animal with a curly tail
7) Nin tin dough – computer game
8) Munner stroney – soup
9) Min – male of the species
10) Mess Kara – eye makeup
11) McKennock – person who fixes cars
12) Mere – Mayor
13) Leather – foam produced from soap
14) Lift – departed
15) Little crusps – potato chips
16) Ken’s – Cairns
17) Jumbo – pet name for someone called Jim
18) Jungle Bills – Christmas carol
19) Inner me – enemy
20) Guess – vapour
21) Fush – marine creatures
22) Fitter cheney – type of pasta
23) Ever cardeau – avocado
24) Fear hear – blonde
25) Ear – mix of nitrogen and oxygen
26) Ear roebucks – exercise at the gym
27) Duffy cult – not easy
28) Amejen – visualise
29) Day old chuck – very young poultry
30) Bug hut – popular recording
31) Bun button – been bitten by insect
32) Beard – a place to sleep
33) Chully Bun – Esky
34) Sucks Peck – Half a dozen beers
35) Ear New Zulland – an extinct airline
36) Beers – large savage animals found in U.S. forests
37) Veerjun – mythical New Zealand maiden
38) One Doze – well known computer program
39) Brudge – structure spanning a stream
40) Sex – one less than sivven
41) Tin – one more than nine
42) Iggs Ecktly – Precisely
43) Earplane – large flying machine
44) Beggage Chucken – place to leave your suitcase at the earport
45) Sivven Sucks Sivven – large Boeing aircraft
46) Sivven Four Sivven – larger Boeing aircraft
47) Cuds – children
48) Pits – domestic animals
49) Cuttin – baby cat

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