Pipe Dreams

Hang on a minute! This is the first I’ve heard of this…

However, just last week OUR toilet was blocked… and Chrisso had spent the night with us…

Hmmmm…

I know you don’t need to hear this, and neither does anyone else, but I’ve never used your loo for number 2. How can I when your toilet paper is constantly ’round the wrong way? When I nip down to the Lord Stanley for a bottle of wine, I also use their facilities

You’re right, I didn’t need to hear that, but it’s a good point you make… not always easy to go the #2 when ‘visiting’… Paul, on the other hand, TELLS me which number he does, and describes it… now THAT I don’t need to hear!

Darmo, Bron & I have had many discussion about ‘the work #2′ faux pas… Man.

So it’s Chilli Con Carne for you tonight at your ‘real’ family farewell, poo ‘ead???

Lavatory Ging

ps. you do realise, we’ll be watching your every moveMENT from now on…

Which, granted, will be a little difficult when you’re in the States…

But I have been known to rig up the ol’ CCTV when required [just ask Ant!!!]

Columbo Ging

Just occurred to me: p’aps you should change this page to: Australia Bog - can’t ya hear… can’t ya hear that thunder… [box]…

Toilet Humour Ging

Awesome stuff. Great old link to pull up Chrissy…hopefully our toilet can handle your dumps